Title: Last Dead Mouse
Artist: Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Composer(s): Nate Albert, Dicky Barrett, Dennis Brockenborough, Tim Burton, Benn Carr, Joe Gittleman, Kevin Lenear, Joe Sirois
Lyric:
Step right up, gather round
Greatest salesman in town
Selling something seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up, behold
Dead mice for sale
They're going fast, like hell
Last dead mouse, now, don't be shy
There's never been a better time to buy
Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead, so, I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, well, that's why I yell
Step right up, ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
It's a steal at any price
Going once, going once, going once, going twice
Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block
No need to walk, no need to feed
Satisfaction guaranteed
Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these
No overhead, so, I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, well, that's why I yell
Nice and easy now, nice and easy now
Nice and easy now
Aah, last dead mouse, last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse, last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
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